Thief Snatches Sex Doll

A man in Moorabbin Australia was caught on film stealing a $5000 “Dorothy Model” sex doll from a local adult entertainment outlet.

The thief was wearing a stocking over his head (taken off the sex doll?) and was last seen making his escape in a white van, the kind our parents tell us to stay away from.

The thief’s relationship status is unclear. Investigators are uncertain as to whether the man was lonely, or just extremely horny.

When asked about the incident, the store owner simply replied…”Someone stole our fucking doll.”

The thief’s whereabouts remain unknown.

(Editor’s note: It has come to our attention the gender of the thief is actually unknown. Investigators are pursuing promising leads in area-wide lesbian clubs.)

Image via: http://www.news.com.au/national/crime/sexyland-moorabbin-burglar-steals-4500-sex-doll/news-story/ea6eb527fdd4c24f0e1ad7d7134e9349