This whale nearly ate the dude, but spit him back out just in the nick of time.  We’re unsure how people would fit into the dietary needs of a whale, but based on the blubber content whales are notorious for, perhaps a steady diet of men via the keto approach would be worthwhile.  To meet the daily protein requirements may however require many men…and if bodybuilding is incorporated in, 2 grams of protein per pound of body weight is a standard norm.  That’s a whole lotta men that need to be ate.  Let’s do a weigh-in and get our “before picture” now…with some luck, the whale can have his own weight loss program, go on youtube and make loads of blubber-loss videos, and perhaps become a famous Instagram model in the process: